hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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