dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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