So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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