Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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