that's an acceptable place to lick
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
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