how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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