Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
This gyro tastes like lonliness
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
you made out with another girl for some wings
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