When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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