No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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