He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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