ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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