so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
