Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
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