Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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