How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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