The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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