Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Randomize
