She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Shame is for Republicans.
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