You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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