After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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