what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Randomize
