she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Life without a bra equals bliss.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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