the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
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DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
This toilet bowl is my home.
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