Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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