Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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