Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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