singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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