And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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