How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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