can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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