That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
