Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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