I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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