if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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