Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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