walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
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I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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