Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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