Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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