I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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