shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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