She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Everyone says I win the strip club
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
He has the fingertips of a God
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