I feel great
I just peed on a car
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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