dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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