Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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