dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
then he tried to convert me to islam
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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