i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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