I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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