It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Holy sore nipples Batman
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Randomize
