sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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