The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Randomize
