i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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