we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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