Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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