Barsexuality is the new black.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
So vagazzling was a success
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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